Never a dull moment

Last night I was working when some guy came in in a panic and said "Dude, someone stole my car."(Yes, imagine 'Dude where is my car' and that is exactly how he said it.) He preceeded to tell us about how he left his car running and ran into use the bathroom. Of course his cell was in his car so we had to call the non emergency number. About 3 minutes later he told me... "This is the blackest $h!t I have ever seen in Wyoming. After about another 5 minutes, a trucker came in and informed us that a car was in the ditch out in front of the store. I walked out with the guy to the ditch and his car was in the ditch with the passenger door open.... We thought someone had taken his car for a joy ride until we watched the cameras. Yep you guessed it! He pulled a Josie.... He didn't put his car in park or for some reason his passenger door was open. The car managed to roll all the way across the parking lot without hitting any pumps or cars! ( and he ended up having to spend the extra money to have a wrecker pull his car out cuz he couldn't drive it out!)