
China arrived to my apartment on Friday. If I wouldn't have lived in China some of the stuff that she does/says would have made me crazy. Here are some of the highlights.
~She does not flush the toilet unless she poops and yes she puts the toilet paper in the trash and not in the toilet.
~She thinks Americans are fat but not me or my roommate but is so confused because I like chocolate and sweets.
~She sits like all the chinese do on their heels and laughed when i told her I couldn't.
~She thinks my family sounds interesting because my parents had too many kids. I told her that I want her to come home with me sometime and she told me she would have to think about it.
~Her mother cannot remember what year she was born so she doesn't know how old she is. Either born in 1986 or 1988.
~Her English name: Zoe Gao
~When we went to pick out sheets, she told me so wanted bright colors, then headed straight for Dora the Explorer. We settled on some bright purple ones instead.
~ She thinks American rice is gross because it is not sticky.
~She has a secret boyfriend that he parents do not know about. All four of her previous boyfriends have been the same way.
~I went to leave for Gillette last night and Morgan guess what she sent me with? FRUIT!! Remember with the bananas!!!???
~She thinks that trucks in America look so funny because in China they are just a square without the nose on the front.
~She told me Levi jeans in America are so cheap. They are only $20 a pair but are $200 in china.
More to follow:)
3 comments:
I am sure that Morgan and Tim are loving this one.
LOVE IT!! Do you have room in your apartment for us? My favorites are the sheets and the toilet....but I couldn't handle the stinky toilet paper in the trash....that smell has been burned into my nostrils!
Yes, we are loving it! Hmmm, her mom can't remember what year she was born... was she an Olympic gymnast? None of those girls' mothers could remember either! "Was it 1995 or 1992 (making them 16 and legal to compete in 2008)? Oh yes, thank you Mr Government official, I'm sure it was 1992 - it says so in the passport you just gave me."
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