Dad comes into the house later on Monday night and says, "Josie, did you know that someone threw your state soccer thing (it was actually from state tennis 2003 but we understand that he is getting old and he is looking into the dark dumpster digging through the trash) away?"
Josie:"Well yeah cuz I threw it away cuz I didn't want it"(This is about the time that I start wondering what else he dug out and I couldn't think of anything else that he would want)
Well because I chose not to throw stuff away in garbage bags, here is the rest of the story, garbage funk and all:
2 comments:
classic, i love it.... please clean it off with something before you let him wear it.
At least it wasn't food, such as chips and salsa from a neighboring table. Although, I do remember your dad taking a Fritos or other chips stand out of the garbage way back in the day.
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