THE TEAM MIGHT AS WELL BE CALLED "THE SKINNS"

The Skinners make up the majority of our softball team. We have even recruited LIL GRANDMA, who was a special guest player in one game. (When I can upload a video, you will all be in for a special treat.) Last night, 6 Skinner played of the 10 on the field. We have a record of about 500. Meet our team:


Captain Worry Pants (always worrying that we won't have enough show), who is the mother of the Pantless Wonder
Has played all positions except Pitcher
Keeps #1 in check
Tries to keep everyone happy
Can hit the ball better than her husband


Spouse of the Captain
Plays outfield and created a new positon: Kicker (Play of the Season)
Usually gets on base and scores, but has struck out
Has spent the most money on new gear
Has almost kicked off all of his in-laws


Guest Player
Center Fielder (made a throw to homeplate to get a man out)
Bats both left and right handed but needs some practice



Catcher, most of the time
Consistent hitter
Has threatned to quit more than once
Has a crush on one of the umpires


First baseman
Swings at every pitch even if its 10 feet over her head
Went on vacation and never got her groove back
Is scared of the ball


All-star
Outfielder, who makes a nice catch every now and again
Trash talker
Makes fun of others but can't bat too well left-handed


Girl Back-up
Takes a walk if she can get it, even though she has the freshiest legs
Isn't a legal on the team so most of the time she goes by another name
Isn't scared of the ball and can knock 'em down (although she gets confused on where to throw it)


Skinner girls (who rock the Skinner and Jensen boys!)

Wish us luck the rest of the season!