My sweet wife often reminds me just how crass I am. I accept the abuse only because I am pretty foul at times, but she has risen one notch above. Chelsie this is for you.
On the long drive from Casper to Provo Chelsie felt a rumble from down below. This was a feeling that continued to grow. When the pain became to overwhelming, there was only one choice. Little grandma pulled over on the side of the highway. (The details at this point become a little sketchy so I will have to improvise- but I know it happened!)
Chelsie had to go number #2 and now was the time. She opened both passenger doors of the suburban and rested her booty on the running board. Making sure her pants and drawers were not in the firing line, she did it. Yup on the side of the highway, Chelsie pooped. ON THE HIGHWAY. Luckily she had Madden with her so she had some wipies to clean up with. Where they went, no one knows! I can't wait to hear the stories from the Kenny chesney concert.
P.S. no pics included
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So is that repayment to the highway for the cracked windshield?
Looks like Chelsie is ready to come to China, except we've never seen people going #2 in the open... they may kick her out of the country for that!
I love all of you so very much but please.... I have heard more poop stories in the past 3 years than in the rest of my life combined. I'll just say thanks for not posting any pics.
Way to go champ! I too have felt a rumble waaaay down within, to where I could no longer hold it either. Lucky for me there was an old barn by the road and a pile of unused Wendy's napkins in the car. The rest of the story is for your imaginations.
Wow Vanny, you volunteered that info?!
Stephanie is playing innocent, but she's the one who said:
" If you don't then prepare to meet my little friend.... his name is Rowan and his shit stinks. I swear it's like something died in his butt and then he let it out for all the world to smell."
http://lucasandsteph.blogspot.com/2008_05_01_archive.html
Right? LOL!! Yup, you're part of the family!
pretty pathetic that this has stirred more conversation and comments than anything yet posted - we already have a Lips (load in pants) in the family... but hopefully mom won't come forward with her story!
This has been one of the best posts yet! I love exploring the world of poop and sharing my stories and adventures of the oh so delightful topic of waste.
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